Gudkamnutt Kaptancan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating swan.

Gudkamnutt Kaptancan created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudkamnutt Kaptancan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gudkamnutt Kaptancan, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gudkamnutt Kaptancan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gudkamnutt Kaptancan's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must love Gudkamnutt Kaptancan.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudkamnutt Kaptancan.