Wadfadlakcen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, caring hyena.

Wadfadlakcen created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadfadlakcen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wadfadlakcen, he will turn you into a hamster.

Wadfadlakcen's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Wadfadlakcen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wadfadlakcen first in all things.

2. You must love Wadfadlakcen.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear red clothing.