Safzedominrap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, fussy crow.

Safzedominrap created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safzedominrap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Safzedominrap, it will turn you into a tree.

Safzedominrap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Safzedominrap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Safzedominrap.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.