Botlimgatxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous wasp.

Botlimgatxuck created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botlimgatxuck, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Botlimgatxuck, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Botlimgatxuck's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Botlimgatxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear red dresses.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.