Veenafyim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent squirrel.

Veenafyim created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Veenafyim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Veenafyim, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Veenafyim's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Veenafyim's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always obey Veenafyim's priests.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.