Nurtfumyimpon is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, thoughtless
mongoose.
Nurtfumyimpon created oxygen six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurtfumyimpon, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nurtfumyimpon, he will not invite you to parties.
Nurtfumyimpon's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Nurtfumyimpon's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not shave your back.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never hurt dolphins.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurtfumyimpon.