Nurtfumyimpon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, thoughtless mongoose.

Nurtfumyimpon created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtfumyimpon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtfumyimpon, he will not invite you to parties.

Nurtfumyimpon's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nurtfumyimpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurtfumyimpon.