Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent donkey.

Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt, she will think nothing of it.

Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Put Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about fire.