Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent
donkey.
Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt created snails eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt, she will think nothing of it.
Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your neck.
2. Put Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt first in all things.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Gomnigpon Mitsabrutt must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never talk about fire.