Logrowdim is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, amazing alligator.

Logrowdim created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logrowdim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Logrowdim, he will send you a sign.

Logrowdim's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Logrowdim's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never wear green stockings.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.