Fedarfwothun is a god.
She takes the form of a large, kind
crane.
Fedarfwothun created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.
If you believe in
Fedarfwothun, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Fedarfwothun, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Fedarfwothun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Fedarfwothun's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick otters.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never eat cucumbers.