Wothab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, boastful donkey.

Wothab created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wothab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wothab, she will not care.

Wothab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Wothab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never paint your neck turquoise.

5. Hide if six foxes approach from the north.