Cepragstan Jatdabkik is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered
porpoise.
Cepragstan Jatdabkik created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cepragstan Jatdabkik, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Cepragstan Jatdabkik, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Cepragstan Jatdabkik's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Cepragstan Jatdabkik's Holy Commandments1. Never feed bananas to whales while wearing purple coats.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Hide if seven birds approach from the south.
4. You must never eat pineapples.
5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.