Stikgudflap is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unthinking hamster.

Stikgudflap created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikgudflap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stikgudflap, she will send minions to preach to you.

Stikgudflap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Stikgudflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Stikgudflap loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.