Farlunquag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome crocodile.

Farlunquag created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Farlunquag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Farlunquag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Farlunquag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Farlunquag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange bats, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about fire.