Godcun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident goat.

Godcun created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Godcun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Godcun, he will turn you into a mouse.

Godcun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Godcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Godcun's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Never write about black holes.