Lenhotwan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying bear.

Lenhotwan created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenhotwan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lenhotwan, he will manifest in front of you.

Lenhotwan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Lenhotwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not take Lenhotwan's name in vain.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never mention dolphins.