Lanmansog is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient
bear.
Lanmansog created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lanmansog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Lanmansog, he will not care.
Lanmansog's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Lanmansog's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Never mention horses.
5. Always wear violet.