Lipfigcem is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fast eagle.

Lipfigcem created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipfigcem, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lipfigcem, it will turn you into a snail.

Lipfigcem's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lipfigcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest pink.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Lipfigcem loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.