Lipfigcem is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, fast
eagle.
Lipfigcem created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lipfigcem, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Lipfigcem, it will turn you into a snail.
Lipfigcem's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Lipfigcem's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your chest pink.
2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Lipfigcem loves sharks, so they must be honoured.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.