Wonbamdun is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, merciless alligator.

Wonbamdun created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbamdun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonbamdun, she will manifest in front of you.

Wonbamdun's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wonbamdun's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wonbamdun four times a day.

2. You must love Wonbamdun.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not drink alcohol.