Gamhivhot is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust
gerbil.
Gamhivhot created the planet Jupiter four years ago.
If you believe in
Gamhivhot, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Gamhivhot, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Gamhivhot's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Gamhivhot's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Run away if four ducks approach from the south.
4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.
5. Never talk about galaxies.