Gamhivhot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust gerbil.

Gamhivhot created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Gamhivhot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gamhivhot, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gamhivhot's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gamhivhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Run away if four ducks approach from the south.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about galaxies.