Stigrottag Dibdadfonlegkab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, blissful turtle.

Stigrottag Dibdadfonlegkab created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigrottag Dibdadfonlegkab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stigrottag Dibdadfonlegkab, she will manifest in front of you.

Stigrottag Dibdadfonlegkab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Stigrottag Dibdadfonlegkab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stigrottag Dibdadfonlegkab.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Do not take Stigrottag Dibdadfonlegkab's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.