Bopdibloopstigbidcem is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-powerful goose.

Bopdibloopstigbidcem created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopdibloopstigbidcem, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bopdibloopstigbidcem, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bopdibloopstigbidcem's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bopdibloopstigbidcem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.