Hapnullwadgen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish fox.

Hapnullwadgen created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Hapnullwadgen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hapnullwadgen, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hapnullwadgen's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hapnullwadgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Feed all hungry geese.