Cunlinquim is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise walrus.

Cunlinquim created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunlinquim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cunlinquim, it will turn you into a dog.

Cunlinquim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cunlinquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never paint your head gray.

3. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the south.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.