Shavmilrot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, wise bat.

Shavmilrot created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Shavmilrot, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Shavmilrot, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Shavmilrot's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Shavmilrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.