Zagjopflag Banfetmegkem Zennillwan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome grasshopper.

Zagjopflag Banfetmegkem Zennillwan created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zagjopflag Banfetmegkem Zennillwan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagjopflag Banfetmegkem Zennillwan, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Zagjopflag Banfetmegkem Zennillwan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Zagjopflag Banfetmegkem Zennillwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always obey Zagjopflag Banfetmegkem Zennillwan's priests.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat green fruit.