Nabbopsit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking camel.

Nabbopsit created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabbopsit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nabbopsit, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nabbopsit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nabbopsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.