Flisfarnomttarvonlargcat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, generous coyote.

Flisfarnomttarvonlargcat created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisfarnomttarvonlargcat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flisfarnomttarvonlargcat, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Flisfarnomttarvonlargcat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flisfarnomttarvonlargcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never paint your back brown.

5. Do not shave your head.
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