Logbogciss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous yak.

Logbogciss created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logbogciss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Logbogciss, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Logbogciss' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Logbogciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Put Logbogciss first in all things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.