Larglat Dogpodzen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest fox.

Larglat Dogpodzen created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larglat Dogpodzen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Larglat Dogpodzen, he will be mildly annoyed.

Larglat Dogpodzen's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Larglat Dogpodzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about stars.