Sityatrigcamged is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, selfish finch.

Sityatrigcamged created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sityatrigcamged, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sityatrigcamged, he will not care at all.

Sityatrigcamged's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sityatrigcamged's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never wear brown corsets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sityatrigcamged.