Vagapplab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective swallow.

Vagapplab created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagapplab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vagapplab, she will think nothing of it.

Vagapplab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vagapplab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.