Quimnabcid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient clam.

Quimnabcid created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quimnabcid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quimnabcid, she will try to impress you with trees.

Quimnabcid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Quimnabcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Hide from red monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. You must love Quimnabcid.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.