Bep is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent
skunk.
Bep created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bep, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bep, it will try to impress you with trees.
Bep's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Bep's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about ants.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never sing near grasshopers.
4. Bep loves voles, so they must be honoured.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.