Bep is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent skunk.

Bep created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bep, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bep, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bep's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never sing near grasshopers.

4. Bep loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.