Maphanhit is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating
grasshopper.
Maphanhit created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Maphanhit, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Maphanhit, she will attempt to scare you with hail.
Maphanhit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Maphanhit's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in holy places.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. Maphanhit loves snakes, so they must be respected.