Fargunven Carbingid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless wyrm.

Fargunven Carbingid created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fargunven Carbingid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fargunven Carbingid, he will not invite you to parties.

Fargunven Carbingid's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fargunven Carbingid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sheep.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear black clothing.
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