Satkopdidnulmin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful centaur.

Satkopdidnulmin created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satkopdidnulmin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Satkopdidnulmin, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Satkopdidnulmin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Satkopdidnulmin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Satkopdidnulmin.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.