Bifartbit is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm
seal.
Bifartbit created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Bifartbit, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Bifartbit, she will jump up and down on your head.
Bifartbit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Bifartbit's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt tapirs.
2. Do not take Bifartbit's name in vain.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never go into white rooms.
5. Fast once a month.