Hinmistimbell is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate human.

Hinmistimbell created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinmistimbell, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hinmistimbell, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hinmistimbell's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hinmistimbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not commit murder.