Gabnulltin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, compassionate deer.

Gabnulltin created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabnulltin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gabnulltin, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gabnulltin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gabnulltin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Run away if four snails approach from the east.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gabnulltin on top of all buildings.

5. Erect six silicon sculptures of Gabnulltin on top of important buildings.