Fomhubbogvon Fidpiggetquag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident gerbil.

Fomhubbogvon Fidpiggetquag created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomhubbogvon Fidpiggetquag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fomhubbogvon Fidpiggetquag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fomhubbogvon Fidpiggetquag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fomhubbogvon Fidpiggetquag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fomhubbogvon Fidpiggetquag first in all things.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. You must love Fomhubbogvon Fidpiggetquag.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Always help sick bats.
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