Sawlimdub is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, compassionate penguin.

Sawlimdub created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawlimdub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sawlimdub, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sawlimdub's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sawlimdub's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sawlimdub seven times a day.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never bounce in the presence of otters.