Sawlimdub is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, compassionate
penguin.
Sawlimdub created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sawlimdub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Sawlimdub, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Sawlimdub's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Sawlimdub's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Sawlimdub seven times a day.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.
4. Never write about gravity.
5. Never bounce in the presence of otters.