Wiprendum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest lizard.

Wiprendum created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Wiprendum, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wiprendum, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wiprendum's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Wiprendum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Wiprendum.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.