Kinvedfad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing fairy.

Kinvedfad created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinvedfad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kinvedfad, it will turn you into a duck.

Kinvedfad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kinvedfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Always wear red.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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