Wikgabbug is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-knowing toad.

Wikgabbug created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikgabbug, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wikgabbug, he will send you a sign.

Wikgabbug's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Wikgabbug's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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