Fembitmeg is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, caring
wyrm.
Fembitmeg created Africa five million years ago.
If you believe in
Fembitmeg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Fembitmeg, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Fembitmeg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Fembitmeg's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat lentils.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.
5. Fembitmeg loves pigs, so they must be honoured.