Stragpoplad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, flying grasshopper.

Stragpoplad created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragpoplad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stragpoplad, he will turn you into a rat.

Stragpoplad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Stragpoplad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Do not kill turtles.