Tettijiglarn is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, humorless
chicken.
Tettijiglarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tettijiglarn, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Tettijiglarn, she will not care.
Tettijiglarn's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Tettijiglarn's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tettijiglarn.
2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
3. Do not hurt doves.
4. Never wear stockings.
5. Always help sick shrews.