Tettijiglarn is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, humorless chicken.

Tettijiglarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettijiglarn, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tettijiglarn, she will not care.

Tettijiglarn's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tettijiglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tettijiglarn.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Always help sick shrews.