Jigflamnur is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy weasel.

Jigflamnur created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jigflamnur, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jigflamnur, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jigflamnur's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jigflamnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not take Jigflamnur's name in vain.

5. You must never eat garlic.