Fetnabmis is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciless wolf.

Fetnabmis created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetnabmis, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fetnabmis, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fetnabmis' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fetnabmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.