Basstimsog is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic horse.

Basstimsog created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Basstimsog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Basstimsog, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Basstimsog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Basstimsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about capybaras.